“Start Me Up” – The Rolling Stones

You’re running late. Coffee in hand, keys in the ignition. You turn the key...

It hesitates... coughs once… then finally roars (well, groans) to life.

And for some reason, that classic riff from The Rolling Stones' “Start Me Up” comes on — like your car is trying to hype itself up right along with you.

You tell yourself, “See? Still got it.” Never mind the flickering check engine light or that mystery rattle under the hood.

It started. You're moving. That's good enough... for now.

“Listen to the Music” – The Doobie Brothers

You had a little scare getting your car started, but now you’re in a good mood. The sun’s shining, the radio’s playing your favorite tunes, and the drive is smooth. Everything feels perfect — you’ve got the open road ahead, and a fresh cup of coffee by your side. You’re ready for whatever the day brings.

But those feelings will be short-lived. That playlist just got real. The smooth ride you were hoping for starts to show its cracks — the hesitation, the odd noises, the slight tug in the steering wheel. Your car isn’t quite what it used to be.

“I Can’t Drive 55” – Sammy Hagar

You try to merge onto the highway, but your car has other ideas. You press the gas pedal with optimism… and it responds with hesitation and mild disapproval.

Sammy Hagar’s “I Can’t Drive 55” plays through the speakers, and it’s suddenly ironic. You literally can’t drive 55. Your car tops out at 43 — downhill.

You used to pass people. Now, you're being passed by lawn equipment.

“Too Hot” – Kool & the Gang

Traffic’s building. The sun’s climbing. And your car’s A/C?

Long gone.

The vents are blowing something, but it’s not cold. Your windows are cracked open — not for breeze, but for survival. And as Kool & the Gang’s “Too Hot” slides in through the speakers, it’s not even funny anymore.

You’re sweating. The seat’s sticking. The driver’s side feels like a furnace and smells slightly like old fries.

The only cool thing in this car… is the track playing.

“Stuck in the Middle with You” – Stealers Wheel

You're not even moving — and somehow, you're still uncomfortable.

Elbows are overlapping. Someone’s knee is in your space. There’s a mystery bag on the floor, and you're pretty sure you just sat on your own water bottle.

As “Stuck in the Middle with You” plays on the radio, it suddenly hits differently. You are, quite literally, stuck in the middle — physically and emotionally.

The seat’s too small. The cabin’s too cramped. There’s not enough room for everyone and the snacks and what’s left of your patience.

And every bump in the road makes it feel like your seat is in a three-way wrestling match with your spine.

“Low Rider” – War

At first, you thought it was just your imagination. Then you notice: your car is sitting way lower than it used to.

Every driveway scrapes. Every bump rattles. Your coffee? More airborne than caffeinated.

“Low Rider” by War kicks in, and sure — the groove is cool. But you’re not cruising low on purpose. Your suspension’s shot. Your tires are tired. Your car isn’t lowered — it’s just lowered expectations.

“Breakdown” – The Alan Parsons Project

The engine stutters. The dashboard lights up like a slot machine. And then… silence.

You coast to the shoulder with your hazards on, pretending this is fine.

“Breakdown” by The Alan Parsons Project starts to play, and for once, your car’s timing is flawless.

You sit there, staring at the wheel, wondering how it came to this — but deep down, you knew it was coming.

You’ve ignored the signs: the noise, the heat, the weird smell, the vibes. Now you're not just in a breakdown — you're having one.

“Smoke on the Water” – Deep Purple

You pop the hood and take a step back. That’s not steam. That’s not fog. That’s smoke — and it’s coming from your engine like it’s auditioning for a barbecue pit.

“Smoke on the Water” starts playing and honestly? That’s generous. There’s no water. There’s just heat, panic, and a faint smell of melted plastic.

You grab whatever’s in the trunk that looks vaguely like a tool and stand there, looking concerned. It won’t help. But it’s something to do while you pretend this isn’t happening.

The good news? People definitely noticed. The bad news? They’re just passing by… slowly… staring.

“Running on Empty” – Jackson Browne

Seriously. But now the fuel light is back on — again — and you’re starting to think your car doesn’t burn gas, it drinks it.

At this point, it’s not just about being low on fuel — it’s about terrible gas mileage. You can almost see the gauge move when you hit the gas.

“Running on Empty” plays through the speakers as your eyes flick between the gas gauge and the nearest exit sign.

You're not just low on fuel. You're low on patience, trust, optimism… everything.

You used to plan road trips. Now you just plan for where the next gas station might be, and whether you can make it there without coasting the last mile.

Your wallet’s feeling it. Your schedule’s feeling it. And so is your soul.

“Drive” – The Cars

The irony is too real. “Drive” by The Cars starts to play — slow, haunting, a little too on the nose.

“Who's gonna drive you home tonight?” Not this car.

The check engine light is still blinking. The power steering has checked out. You’re not driving anymore — you’re negotiating.

You once felt safe behind this wheel. Now you wonder if you're going to make it home or just towed somewhere nearby.

This is the moment you realize: The problem isn’t just a bad day. The problem might be… the car.

“SOS” – ABBA

You’ve tried everything — coaxing, kicking, pleading, pretending it’s fine. But now you’re on the side of the road, hazards blinking like distress flares, and “SOS” by ABBA starts playing.

“Where are those happy days? They seem so hard to find…” You feel that.

The good times you had with this car? They’re a memory — and not even a recent one. You’ve moved from frustration to acceptance. You don’t just need a repair. You need rescue.

You’re not singing along anymore — you’re silently agreeing with every word.

“All I Need Is a Miracle” – Mike + The Mechanics

You’ve called roadside service. You’ve texted your friend. You’ve stared at the dash, hoping something magical will happen.

Then “All I Need Is a Miracle” comes on — and for a second, you think: Maybe it’ll start this time. Maybe it was just a hiccup. Maybe it just needs one more try…

But deep down, you know. You don’t need a miracle. You need a mechanic, a trade-in, a moment of clarity — maybe all three.

Still, you sit there, humming along, clinging to a little optimism before reality hits one last time.

“Hit the Road Jack” – Ray Charles

At this point, it’s not just a clever lyric — it’s a statement. You’re done.

“Hit the Road Jack” plays, and suddenly it’s not just about a relationship… It’s about you and your car. A partnership that’s outlived its purpose. A ride that’s had one too many problems.

You don’t even argue with it anymore. You’re ready to move on — with a new engine, a working radio, and maybe even a sun visor that stays up.

The only thing left to say is what Ray’s been singing all along: “And don’t you come back no more.”

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“Hit the Road Jack” might be playing as you say goodbye to your old ride…

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“On the Road Again” – Willie Nelson

This time, it’s different.

You’re not limping along with warning lights and a half-functioning A/C. You’re in something reliable. Something smooth. You’re not worried about breakdowns, strange noises, or who’s going to drive you home.

Before you know it, you’ll be singing: “I can’t wait to get on the road again…”

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